MANY TO MOST CONSUMERS MAKE THE HONEST mistake of confusing the STARBUCKS logo for a mermaid. And to a degree I guess that’s slightly true. I saw a mermaid, or perhaps she’s a siren, for years. Actually, I seem to recall my twenty year-old self, straining my eyes at the logo, trying to make sense of it all.  The woman there-in is actually something, or more specifically someone, far worse. At the risk of sounding vulgar, mermaids don’t spread their flippers open when they invite you for intercourse. Then again, I’ve never met or dated a mermaid, so what do I know? And it’s not a siren either. The woman on your cup of coffee however, likely greeting guests in your church lobby, perhaps even being sipped upon by your church pastor at this very moment, is Astarte, the Mediterranean goddess of fertility, sexuality, and war.

It actually gets far worse.

THE SO-CALLED “CHURCH” as a separate entity from the houses of Judah and Israel, a third option, another dispensational age, or a thirteenth gate into the New Jerusalem, is a man made fable. It simply doesn’t exist anywhere in Scripture. There’s no such thing as a privatized Hebrew non-church state divided into two houses and a completely separate church-age country club, by which the Gentile is able to indulge in.

IF THE EARTH IS TRULY 6,000 YEARS OLD, then consider the fact that main stream “Science” has pushed the globe Earth narrative for nearly half that long, even before Yeshua walked the Earth, and probably much longer. This is of course assuming the timetable presented to us is accurate. Just think about it. For nearly half of human history, the MSM has been making hit pieces against the flat earth.

TESTAMENT OF BENJAMIN

The Twelfth Son of Jacob and Rachel.

CHAPTER 1

Benjamin, the twelfth son of Jacob and Rachel, the baby of the family, turns philosopher and philanthropist.

THE COPY OF THE WORDS OF BENJAMIN, which he commanded his sons to observe, after he had lived a hundred and twenty-five years.

2 And he kissed them, and said: As Isaac was born to Abraham in his old age, so also was I to Jacob.

TESTAMENT OF ASHER

The Tenth Son of Jacob and Zilpah.

CHAPTER 1

Asher, the tenth son of Jacob and Zilpah. An explanation of dual personality. The first Jekyll and Hyde story. For a statement of the Law of Compensation that Emerson would have enjoyed, see Verse 27.

THE COPY OF THE TESTAMENT OF ASHER, what things he spake to his sons in the hundred and twenty-fifth year of his life.

2 For while he was still in health, he said to them: Hearken, ye children of Asher, to your father, and I will declare to you all that is upright in the sight of the Lord.

TESTAMENT OF GAD

The Ninth Son of Jacob and Zilpah.

CHAPTER 1

Gad, the ninth son of Jacob and Zilpah. Shepherd and strong man but a murderer at heart. Verse 25 is a notable definition of hatred.

THE COPY OF THE TESTAMENT OF GAD, what things he spake unto his sons, in the hundred and twenty-fifth year of his life, saying unto them:

2 Hearken, my children, I was the ninth son born to Jacob, and I was valiant in keeping the flocks.